Terms and Conditions Where the fun stops

Our staff appear then disappear. That is just how it works. When they appear, please clap or at least appear appreciative otherwise you will not be served. Please note, tipping is required. Non tippers will be treated like domestic cats (see part 2).

Most dogs are cool, but, domestic cats we shall slay with unnecessary violence and brutality. Tigers must be kept on leads at all times. Chihuahua's are not allowed in any circumstance and will be considered domestic cats and treated thusly!